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Racer Profiles
- Name- Christophe “Ninja” Block - Quiver- bow staff, numchucks, lightsaber, blow darts - Birthday/age 12/23/1980 28 - Occupation -Master of the night - Favorite Trails- trails concurrently occupied with fellow Ninjas - Favorite Race- Nintendo’s 1983 Track and Field, to be more specific the 110m hurdles
Best Finish- In true John Carpenter 80s style, the final finishing move
of Big Trouble In Little China comes out of nowhere with a bam! As Kurt Russell’s lipstick smothered Jack Burton takes
on the mighty and almost immortal Lo-Pan in his throne room following the wedding ambush, it looks to be nearly the end for
the rescue attempt. And as Jack’s nifty knife-throwing skills seem to have failed him at the very last knockings, he
manages to turn it around, catching Lo-Pan’s deadly dagger and flinging it right back at him. Straight into his forehead.
Dead as the words “Goodbye Mister –Uh!” slip from his lips. And with a thunderous earth quaking crash, Lo-Pan’s
underground empire crumbles around them.
- - Favorite Riding Food- Duck a La Ronge - Riding Goals- to look like this
- Why do you ride- to look busy
- What kind of Advice would you give to beginner riders- you gotta throw 7 different types of smoke. - Worst wipeout- John Block’s clavicle/bike shattering indo at Slickrock Moab. Technically it wasn’t my wipeout, but I was completely to blame. I said “John why don’t you ride down that face over there and try and flow a lot of speed onto the trail” thus securing front row tickets for the gnarliest most rad indo I’ve ever seen. As John came flying by me I couldn’t help but think he sure was going fast. This train of thought was stopped abruptly when John’s front wheel become thoroughly lodged in a crevice in the rock and his bike began a pendulum effect catapulting John over the handlebars and continuing through its 180 degree arc to finally suplex John shoulder first into the Slickrock of Moab. The result was a broken clavicle requiring a plate and 6 screws, copious amounts of road rash courtesy of Slickrock, and my Bell and Co. jersey with a few extra holes which John was wearing at the time.
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